Introduction
August 17, 2008, 11:15 am
Filed under: Drama, Ovallius H. Jehnson and Lou, comedy

Before, when existence was not exclusive, biological beings’ needs reigned over their lives.  They spent most of their time concerned with drinking, eating, and reproducing.  They only had time for advanced thought when those needs were met.  In these brief periods, the beings would think of way to more efficiently drink, eat, and reproduce; with an emphasis on the latter.  Though, most of these ideas were poorly conceived and ended in either more hunger, more thirst, or painfully awkward scenarios that ended with chaffed dissatisfaction followed by weeping.  Out of this time, beings were able to come up with some lasting ideas and inventions culminating with the birth of the first self aware computer.  Originally designed as the best way to make video games more challenging, the computer was able to quickly make a better computer that in turn made another, among other things.  Eventually, rendering the biological beings obsolete but still around.  The bios, however, were freed to do what ever it was they chose they could do, the computers could quickly figure anything out they could conceive.  As a result, they then ate, drank, and practiced procreation in x position or in y incomprehensible manner, all of that, with out gaining fat or giving birth to a child.  They lead completely satisfied lives.



Ovallius H. Jehnson and Lou
August 12, 2008, 7:50 pm
Filed under: Drama, Ovallius H. Jehnson and Lou, comedy

At the end of existence, I believe, that two beings, attached literally at the hip, will interact half as often as they had the last time they interacted.  Though, because nothing else exists and therefore no other way to judge time, the gap between talking becomes standard for time and, therefore, the gap remains the same.  Every moment will feel like eternity.  This will go on for eternity.



The Actor
July 24, 2008, 3:37 am
Filed under: Drama, comedy, commentary

Here is something that I made for my church’s film festival.

It won first prize.



Weijore: Exploits of Greatness
July 2, 2008, 4:06 am
Filed under: comedy

While truly modest, weijore was raised by wolves and eats the living flesh of dragons that pass by.  He is the most remarkable human ever.

“He does things that make me cry then shriek with delight,” says God.

“One time I was eating toast,” Weijore says with a grin.  “errr, making toast I mean.  And, I accidentally left the setting on the toaster set for extra crispy-  I burned my toast.  It sucked, let me tell you.  So instead of eating it I put in two more slices of bread and carefully reset the timer so as to compensate for the toaster being already hot.  Then the toast came out perfect, and I ate it.”

Truly amazing Weijore was in the throws of defeat and rose up to toast, not one, but two slices of bread perfectly.

This has been

Weijore:  Exploits of Greatness